"animated tv shows for adults can’t really be funny unless they’re offensive, it’s called satire!"

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I sneezed in class today and a guy shushed me

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my mom doesn’t even text me back

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my favourite legend from the norse mythology is when a giant steals mjolnir and says he’ll give it back if he can have Freyja as his bride, but she refuses to go so instead Thor dresses up as her and Loki as her handmaiden and then at the wedding the giant places mjolnir in his bride’s (thor) lap and thor reveals himself and kills everybody and if that shouldn’t be made a short film with I don’t know what should

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if i’m not eating i’m most likely not happy

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And yeah I’m hella tired lol


I admit, I am an asshole. But I got a nice booty and my hair soft so I feel like I deserve the best like ????

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that one person that everybody likes

but you fucking hate

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