heritance:

Never fuck with someone who cries when they’re mad. They’ll stab you 48 times and cry in your stab wounds.

(via interndayna-notdana)

tiqachu:

demeaniac:

one sentence horror story: “seems like we’re the last two people on earth, m’lady”

NO.

(via senator-hoevens-moustache)

cosmicspread:

u know yr fucked when someone is so fine u can’t even look at them directly u gotta glance at them out of the corner of your eye like yr lookin at the sun

(Source: llleighsmith, via nayn-shi)

saywhatjessie:

rexuality:

a person complaining about puns basically invites every pun enthusiast in the vicinity to come snapping rhythmically from the shadows 

(via senator-hoevens-moustache)

WHEN EVERYTHING IS DUE IN THE SAME WEEK

thebitchiam:

howdoiputthisgently:

IT’S LIKE:

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I have never seen something that more accurately describes how I’m feeling right now

(via vanillaholmes)

snoia:

u kno when u hav many thing to do so u lay on the floor for long time

(via vanillaholmes)

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m0xt:

Imagine being the kid that got benched so your coach could put Airbud the fucking dog in the game

(via senator-hoevens-moustache)

gamsee:

today this white girl asked me why my hair is so curly and i said im black and she told me to say african american

(via nayn-shi)

shrekjpeg:

me: goes to see someones blog

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me: actually u kno what nvm

(via davidisbeyonce)

jocastas-bible:

my faves have been leaving every single week…back to back

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